well frnds this is something related to coll lyf,................i wanna prove that i sure do have a funny bone as well apart from the serious,mindful stuffs that i have been writing all along prophesizing like a sage bt i guess in these hard times,people wanna feel light at the end of d day(guys plz dnt take it otherwise)...........................well recountin a freakish incident which happened to me early on in my 1st year of engineering and which still brings on a smile on my face................................well the world in 2005 was not so advanced then.................people entering college still didnt had a email-id,nd stuffs like orkut,facebook,gtalk was unheard of..................i too was a face in the crowd with maths formulaes,physics laws and chemical reactions wandering in my mind when i entered the hallways of coll lyf............................so it was a gr8 culture shock for me to see some of the elite bunch of people being abreast with the in things like chatting,online games etc..........................,so i felt a little out of place being in the company of these progressive people and so persuaded one of my friends to create a email-id of mine so that i cud also chat around with some sweet little thing,befriend a bevy of beauties and become the cynosure of all eyes..............................my friend being the whimsical guy that he is made my yahoo id as "monkeyisonline",this happened coz like in school i came to be known as monkey by one and all.........................so he created an id which carried my essence nd my unique identity....................and me being totally dependent and having no other option accepted it as my first email-id....................................in this way i got an opportunity to enter this vogue and magical world of chatrooms,gossips etc. although nt in the manner i wud have hoped for..........................very soon after a lot of hard work i befriended some of the gals on rediff bol and yahoo messenger and was thus keeping in pace with my esteemed friends...............................nw 1 fine day or rather nite,i came across a gal by the user name richa4u....................nd after much pestering we started having a good enough discussion.................u no u had to try ur luck a lot when after pinging seven to eight gals u gt a reply only from one and that too in some cases wud start and end with a whimper "hi"...................so i gt along with this richa exchanging pleasantries and then gt to no that she is from my batch but of a different branch...........................so after breaking the ice it was time to get intimate with her and asked her questions like do u have a bf or stuffs like that, nt that 1 wud stop flirting if one comes to no that the girl is already committed.............it was a stunt to get up,close and personal with the person on the other side..................after all it isnt so easy to make an eye candy turn into one's arm candy..............................and u r not the only one in vie as there r scores of other people who r upto the same thing coz everyone realized very soon that college is nt meant for studying bt for discovering certain innate talents,that getting into the good books of some ravishing beauty was more important than getting into books ........................so half an hour into the discussion and things started hotting up a little,i threw some of the senti stuffs....................like it was gr8 to come across such a lovely frnd like u and we were destined to be frnds as we had so much in common......................as if u were the creator of destiny...........juz imagine if u were to chose ur destiny wud have been so much more handsome,rich and successful...............................after dilly dallying ovr certain other nitty-gritties of successful flirting which my frnds often professed,i guess i was able to win over the heart of richa...........................she gave me her no. and agreed to meet at coffee point the next day.........................i juz cudnt believe my luck that i was abt to go on my first date with a gal i hardly know...........................so this "blind date" thing really appealed to my adventurous self and i juz cudnt wait for the day to get over............then after agreein to see each othr,she started asking some useless stuffs,things abt my past,present and future which i didnt confide with any1 as if we were about to get married soon,bt it wasn't contrary to expectations after all all good things come with some strings attached...........................and in a rose plant u do get some thorns dnt u.............................so the conversation was going along merrily as i was busy chalking out the plan for the next day's date....................like wat to wear,wat to talk,hw she must be looking like,hw to impress and befriend her etc etc....................................then in all of this. my friend mohit entered the room and asked me wat i have been upto....................i said that i have been busy chattin with a gal............................he guessed that gal's name........................and even asked me whether i gt her no and whether she agreed to meet me................i was bemused as to hw wud he guess so much and that too accurately...........................i guess may be my friend wud have befriended her too which happened a lot and really the phrase "survival of the fittest" was apt in college, .......................bt then he brought 2 or 3 more people to the room and then with a gr8 laugh announced that he himself is richa and has juz been chattin to fool people around......and added that no1 was as gullible as him and he had easily become the butt of all jokes in coll.........i didnt know whr to head upto.................
consequently this event helped me get cautious and learnt that one shud that not get carried away by any gal..................let time grow and let relationship grow,only thn u'll be able to decide the character,nature of the gal and most importantly whether she is a gal or nt.........
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A perfect example of KLPD (Khade L*** Pe Dhoka)
abey mast..diffrent post all together frm ur side...per ya do agree with Anari Khiladi..nyhow well presented,getting into gud books..line was like awesom..survival of the fittest..lollzzz..good 1 man,,come up with more such posts
wow wow wow monkey... u r encouraging me to start bloggin again.. i enjoyed it toooooooooo much .. :),, vey well written :)
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